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Post by e0 on Oct 6, 2011 10:10:23 GMT -5
^ damn that Tweet made its rounds quick this AM.
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Post by e0 on Oct 6, 2011 10:25:41 GMT -5
Freddie Gibbs just tweeted: Hank Williams Jr. eat a dick.
My day is complete.
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Post by Orenthal on Oct 6, 2011 11:13:33 GMT -5
Ironic.
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Post by ned on Oct 6, 2011 11:26:25 GMT -5
APPLETINIS FOR EVERYONE
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Post by bwwyyyy on Oct 6, 2011 13:06:35 GMT -5
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Post by ned on Oct 6, 2011 14:51:31 GMT -5
I have started a war over this on facebook. I guess people don't like having their hypocrisies pointed out. Go figure.
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Post by e0 on Oct 6, 2011 15:06:41 GMT -5
OMFG ^ JUST REMINDED ME HOW BAD IT'S GOING TO BE WHEN THAT COCKSUCKER ZUCKERBERG DIES.
<-- gonna have to really bite my tongue
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Post by e0 on Oct 6, 2011 15:22:57 GMT -5
And I'll give jobs credit, he had enough balls to try random things like declaring one day he was going to kill Adobe, banning them from being used on his IPhone's to do so, creating his own shitty version of it or just leaving no substitute and failing immensely at said venture.
Nothing better than a company getting so powerful the CEO randomly attacks other companies that are not direct threats for no reason.
Really fosters development.
Similar to the Nazi Regime that is the IPhone marketplace, that is such a fertilizer toward tech growth. They don't step on little companies for no reason there all the time or anything like that.
<-- uses mostly Apple products
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Post by e0 on Oct 6, 2011 15:24:27 GMT -5
<-- going to shut up now becaues <-- isn't trying to talk ill of Steve Jobs, he was what he was, just cannot wrap my head around why he is all the sudden the cuddely grandfather who fed everyone their Werther's and patted em on the head
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Post by Orenthal on Oct 6, 2011 16:41:20 GMT -5
@jimnorton Jim Norton “@tolin43959: @jimnorton I like you a lot Jim, but that's not funny.” -Sorry! War, politics, terrorism are ok, but not Steve Jobs. Gotcha! 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply
Because... @jimnorton Jim Norton Steve Jobs tried to dial 911, but unfortunately, he still had AT&T... 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply
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Post by bwwyyyy on Oct 6, 2011 17:02:48 GMT -5
<--HAS IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT JOBS' BEARD WAS SOMEWHAT SCRATCHY!
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Post by e0 on Oct 6, 2011 19:39:34 GMT -5
darrenrovell darren rovell by HowardBeckNYT Steve Jobs' death = 6,049 tweets/second, 4th most in Twitter history. Surpassed Bin Laden killed & '11 Super Bowl.
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Post by e0 on Oct 6, 2011 19:39:57 GMT -5
IN ESSENCE - APPLE >>> THE NFL
*WORLD EXPLODES*
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Post by bwwyyyy on Oct 6, 2011 20:06:38 GMT -5
Hierarchy of American Gods: 1. Jesus: No-brainer 2. Jove*: If you have any doubts about our country's passion for Roman culture, look no further than the Olive Garden coming in at #3 on Forbes' latest ranking of best chain restaurants! www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2011/09/30/americas-best-chain-restaurants-2/3. Jobs: The God of Getting People to Buy Shit They Don't Really Need 4. Allah: Thankfully Herman Cain and his NINE NINE NINEs promise to save us from his Sharia law. 5. Helvetica: This God often works closely in conjunction with Jobs. *-Sadly, there is no God of Cheesecake
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Post by Bot on Oct 7, 2011 7:28:46 GMT -5
I heard a lot of people crediting Steve Jobs with creating the iPhone... Isn't that sort of like saying Henry Ford created the Mustang? It was his company, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't doing any of the engineering on the iPhone... :shrug
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Post by JayAre on Oct 7, 2011 7:37:30 GMT -5
His elves made my ipod in his workshop!
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Post by bobharris on Oct 8, 2011 11:08:25 GMT -5
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Post by e0 on Oct 8, 2011 12:05:40 GMT -5
FUCK STEVE FUCKING CUNT FUCKING JOBS CUNT FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK.
I got doped into finally installing Lion onto the Macbook Pro I bought after CUNT FUCK RELEASED LION. Great hour of my life, awesome $30 and shit.
The shit excuses for programs that were MS Excel, Word and Powerpoint all have big NO SMOKING slashes across them. That fucking cunt fucking cunt.
Mac OS Lion No Longer Supports Anything I Don't Want It To.
Fuck.
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Post by e0 on Oct 8, 2011 12:15:51 GMT -5
MY ENTIRE FUCKING PERSONAL BUDGET WAS BUTT FUCKED BY STEVE JOBS AND I NOW CAN'T LOOK AT IT.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I JUST SPENT $30 FOR YOUR SHIT OS AND WASN'T EVEN WARNED IN TIME TO PUT IT INTO GOOGLE DOCS YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF CVUA=DFJLKMN.
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Post by JayAre on Oct 16, 2011 17:12:14 GMT -5
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Post by e0 on Oct 26, 2011 10:10:56 GMT -5
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Post by bwwyyyy on Oct 26, 2011 11:07:58 GMT -5
Condolences, OJ.
To have the life of every black man worthy of your esteem hanging on a thread...trying times, indeed.
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Post by e0 on Oct 26, 2011 11:29:33 GMT -5
DAMNIT, I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT JOKE AFTER HE POSTED A REPLY!!!
/THUNDER STOLEN
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Post by Orenthal on Oct 26, 2011 13:08:50 GMT -5
I only like him to cover up my "comic racism". Yet a hearty to bow. A to e0 Waiting for me to post can be as futile as any of my thoughts being worthy of postingness.
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Post by Orenthal on Oct 26, 2011 13:10:59 GMT -5
In related news they found out that drunk Winehouse died from being a drunk. Drunk with talent.
Ha ha, that name...
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Post by e0 on Oct 26, 2011 13:37:23 GMT -5
Watching OJ use emoticons is akin to forcing yourself to laugh at a shitty joke your grandfather just told.
So effin unnatural.
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Post by bwwyyyy on Oct 26, 2011 14:11:59 GMT -5
I'd like to see a video from the mid 80s with Ronald Reagan behind the camera, recording a coked-out Nancy Reagan writhing around and masturbating on a bed of Just Say No posters. Ronald's voiceover should consist of nothing but "ooooooooooooh, Nancy"s. Also, "Hey, hey we're the Monkees" would be a good song to have on in the background, as long as it doesn't drown out the "ooooooooooooh, Nancy"s.
That would be unnatural too.
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Post by Orenthal on Oct 26, 2011 20:06:48 GMT -5
I wish all emoticons were dead.
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Post by JayAre on Oct 27, 2011 7:18:24 GMT -5
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Post by ned on Oct 27, 2011 23:04:41 GMT -5
:-P
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