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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 19:50:30 GMT -5
@cliffgozzling JayAre Dear ESPN, enough with the bottom line. You're f'ing with my plasma.
Does it really need to be up during commercials?!?!?!?
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 19:55:24 GMT -5
Points are flying in Jerry Jonez Stadium!!!!
Oregon's gimmick offense is unstoppable!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 19:58:53 GMT -5
Boise scored? You fall asleep for 15 minutes and all kinds of crazy stuff happenz!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:03:09 GMT -5
My daughter refused to go to sleep all evening. I turned on the LSU-Oregon shootout, and she's sawing logs within minutes!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:04:27 GMT -5
Man, how did they kick two field goals so fast?!!?!?
That's the kind of crazy crap that happens when madman Chip Kelly brings his team to town!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:05:04 GMT -5
Seriously, PAC 12. Kill yourself.
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:06:37 GMT -5
Oh boy, here comes a 5-minute replay to overturn this blatantly incorrect call.
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:07:24 GMT -5
CHIP KELLY!!!!!!
<- Can't hear Herbstreit or Mussberger, but assume this is what they sound like
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:08:16 GMT -5
SEC SPEED!!!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:09:12 GMT -5
Is South Carolina still losing? I put a line of duck tape across the bottom of my screen.
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:12:38 GMT -5
You can't afford to change the channel because Oregon can go 3 and out in less than 30 seconds
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:15:44 GMT -5
Faking two injuries to slow down the Dux offense? Brilliant!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:16:56 GMT -5
I was told kollege football started at 8 pm, then nobody's here?!?!?!??
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:18:06 GMT -5
Oh well, bow can read this timeline while he rewatches these games at midnight. ANOTHER PUNT! SLOW DOWN, I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS HERE!!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:18:36 GMT -5
BUBBLE SCREEN!!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:19:12 GMT -5
OREGON THREATENING TO REACH FIELD GOAL RANGE1!!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:20:31 GMT -5
MOVE IT, SLOW REFEREE, OREGON'S READY TO...BUBBLE SCREEN!!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:21:14 GMT -5
MORE FAKE INJURIES!!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:22:48 GMT -5
BOISE BLOWS A FG OPPORTUNITY!
KELLEN MOORE 4 HEISMAN!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:24:20 GMT -5
SCREEN STARTING TO GHOST AGAIN!
SUMMARY OF AUBURN WIN POTENTIALLY BURNED INTO TV PERMANENTLY! HAVE TO WATCH THE TRIBE FOR A WHILE!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:25:17 GMT -5
OREGON LOOKING FOR HARDER FG OPPORTUNITY!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:26:28 GMT -5
NOTRE DAME STILL ON UPSET ALERT!!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:27:21 GMT -5
MAN OREGON CALLED THAT TIMEOUT FAST!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:28:29 GMT -5
STILL NO UPDATE ON SOUTH CAROLINA!
NOTRE DAME SETTING RECORD FOR LONGEST TIME ON UPSET ALERT EVER! WILL THEY NEVER GET THE MEMO?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:29:55 GMT -5
OREGON GAINS 11 YARDS ON 3RD AND 17; CELEBRATES WILDLY
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:30:39 GMT -5
YEAH MAN, WAY TO GET SPEARED AND HAVE THE OTHER TEAM GET PENALIZED! YOU DA MAN!!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:31:04 GMT -5
GO FOR 2! YOU'RE OREGON!
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Post by e0 on Sept 3, 2011 20:31:31 GMT -5
While I applaud your bow bashing and I applaud your defense of the big ten, Oregon w/ the lead!
(also worth noting, as boring as the last hour of football has been, it's better than the entirety of the Browns season will be)
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:31:38 GMT -5
MAN THAT DRIVE TOOK FOREVER. OREGON MUST'VE RUN 100 PLAYS OR SOMETHING!
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Post by JayAre on Sept 3, 2011 20:31:54 GMT -5
CHIP KELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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