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Post by Orenthal on Dec 26, 2011 21:31:07 GMT -5
Mission accomplished.
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 1:12:18 GMT -5
Kings and Dubs win tonight. Big night for my adopted teams for the year.
BTW: Bow's boy toy, Kawhi showed something tonight.
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Post by Orenthal on Dec 27, 2011 9:38:53 GMT -5
Cousins, Thornton, Evans, and Hayes as glue. Maybe the Cavaliers sniff that pick this year...
BISMACK
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 10:17:16 GMT -5
Don't fuck with Bismack, he's been in the US for like two days.
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Post by Orenthal on Dec 27, 2011 11:08:00 GMT -5
TNT 10ish tonight.
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 11:15:47 GMT -5
Sac - Portland tonight is what I'll be watching.
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Post by Orenthal on Dec 27, 2011 11:27:23 GMT -5
SALMONS!
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 11:31:05 GMT -5
SUCKS UNLESS IT IS A CONTRACT YEAR!
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Post by Orenthal on Dec 27, 2011 11:42:23 GMT -5
All I care about is them sneaking into the playoffs. GO JJ!
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Post by aoxo on Dec 27, 2011 12:24:47 GMT -5
Why do people hate Kris Humphries?
All I know is he married Kim Kardashian, which would make me hate him, but then he divorced her. Which seems like it should make him more likable.
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 12:31:01 GMT -5
I dunno, probably because he agreed to a sham marriage for money (and only after Gallo turned down the same offer from Kardashian).
Guy's a beast though.
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Post by aoxo on Dec 27, 2011 12:37:56 GMT -5
I would definitely agree to a sham marriage for money, especially that kind of money.
So would almost everyone else.
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Post by MMM on Dec 27, 2011 13:11:00 GMT -5
They hate him because he called Kim fat.
And because after a week he moved from NY to Minnesota so he could get his workouts in and to avoid seeing naked male yoga instructors around the house.
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Post by Orenthal on Dec 27, 2011 13:14:25 GMT -5
He also said in a few years no one will care/remember Kim K.
It's statements like that and ^ that make me the guys biggest fan.
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 13:19:59 GMT -5
I would definitely agree to a sham marriage for money, especially that kind of money. So would almost everyone else. Gallo turned her down, so there is that.
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Post by JayAre on Dec 27, 2011 15:47:16 GMT -5
Varejao REALLY wants to get traded. Varejao is still on the Cavs?
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Post by JayAre on Dec 27, 2011 15:48:17 GMT -5
I dunno, probably because he agreed to a sham marriage for money (and only after Gallo turned down the same offer from Kardashian). Guy's a beast though. I hates me some DJ Gallo. No wonder the Onion fired him.
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 16:10:09 GMT -5
EL AT BOSTON TONIGHT, NO PIERCE, GET HYPED JAY ARE
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Post by vecseysbeard on Dec 27, 2011 17:10:18 GMT -5
Varejao REALLY wants to get traded. Varejao is still on the Cavs? :valid
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 18:35:09 GMT -5
HEY NFG,
Are you trolling Lakers fans hard, harder, or hardest?
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Post by vecseysbeard on Dec 27, 2011 18:39:07 GMT -5
HEY NFG, Are you trolling Lakers fans hard, harder, or hardest? The only thing worst than having to listen to Laker fan bemoan is knowing that Simmons gets great seats for Lob City. But mark my words: if OKC and LAC meet in the WCF, your friendly NFG will be at two and maybe even three of those games.
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 18:42:25 GMT -5
Can you fill a water balloon with Urine and hit Simmons in the face if all of this works out?
That bastard keeps having podcast guests on that bait me into listening (I fully quit reading ages ago) and I just end up getting angry at myself and society for creating that drooling, moronic, lazy fuck.
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 18:43:07 GMT -5
Oh and if you ever call them Lob City again I'm banning you.
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Post by aoxo on Dec 27, 2011 18:49:45 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I can't get over this, but how awesome is it that Simmons created a website named after Grantland Rice, got associated with Dave Eggers/McSweeneys, went around yelling about how it would be a place for writers to show off their creativity, and then has proceeded to make his contributions 1) Podcasts 2) Picks columns 3) Mailbags 4) Assorted bulleted articles
I've never seen anyone mail it in so badly, let alone after they spent who knows how much of ESPN's money creating a new site DEDICATED TO NOT MAILING IT IN.
Then of course they have broken new ground by having half of the columns be power rankings or fake fantasy league rankings. The articles they do have are 1/4 of the length I was expecting, so even when there is something that might break some ground they manage to keep it entirely superficial.
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Post by aoxo on Dec 27, 2011 18:51:21 GMT -5
"Hey guys, here's my new 2 hour podcast with me talking to my college buddies! ENJOY! I'M JUST LIKE GRANTLAND RICE! I'M A SERIOUS, TALENTED WRITER! BLARGHHHH!"
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Post by bwwyyyy on Dec 27, 2011 18:52:08 GMT -5
<--can't wait for Simmons to be nominated for a Pushcart Prize!
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Post by aoxo on Dec 27, 2011 18:52:31 GMT -5
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 18:54:48 GMT -5
I refuse to click on Grantland and it has cost me reading a lot of writers I really enjoy (fucker keeps hiring people I like, now even taking Pruiti from damned NBA Playbook).
His podcasts only trick me because I check ESPN Radio podcenter and they show up there.
Grantland is one of the worst and most annoying things ever and if Simmons and Jacoby and his band or merry morons like Jack-O and HOUSE FROM DC just removed themselves I don't doubt that something of high quality could grow. With Simmons insane ego though that will never, ever, ever happen.
In the mean time I'll keep reading The Classical, which is 100x better.
My latest conspiracy theory re Grantland hiring practices is that Simmons is single handily trying to water down sports writing by crushing quality writers to the point where his bullshit seems high caliber.
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Post by vecseysbeard on Dec 27, 2011 19:02:56 GMT -5
Oh and if you ever call them Lob City again I'm banning you. The usage of it hit its intended mark.... I keep wanting to get excited about the Clippers but then I remember two things: 1.) Vinnie Del Negro and 2.) Vinnie Del Negro
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Post by e0 on Dec 27, 2011 19:04:25 GMT -5
You forget that CP3 is actually coaching that team.
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